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babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of ketchup

(Source: reoffend)

ask-krista:


HISTORIA of REISS
Pray for her Mercy… Long Live the Queen!

Wow I’m really happy I found a software I can use that produces really good GIFs since I don’t have photoshop and Corel Painter sucks when it comes to making gifs OTL but yeah Queen Historia aka badass Queen of Mercy

ask-krista:

HISTORIA of REISS

Pray for her Mercy… Long Live the Queen!

Wow I’m really happy I found a software I can use that produces really good GIFs since I don’t have photoshop and Corel Painter sucks when it comes to making gifs OTL but yeah Queen Historia aka badass Queen of Mercy

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey)

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart
Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.
Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.
Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart

Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

(Source: panerasexual)

(Source: son-of-a-namek)

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

(Source: rapunzelena)

mlb:

Squirrel on the loose in Cleveland.

mlb:

Squirrel on the loose in Cleveland.