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Aug 6

elsbianism:

Are u mutuals with prev?

Yes

No

Aug 6

self-loving-vampire:

self-loving-vampire:

self-loving-vampire:

self-loving-vampire:

Love to see it when pathetic, entitled, and unrepentantly authoritarian parents cry about how their children completely cut them out of their lives as a consequence of their own terrible behavior.

Then they post about how miserable they are while also regretting not being authoritarian enough to prevent this, showing that they lack the self-awareness to even realize what they did wrong even though their children probably already told them.

Absolutely no sympathy for the parents. Huge win for their children.

“Maybe if I had been more controlling and demanded more gender-conformity my child would not have become trans and left me. I now want to die.”

The more you talk the more clear it becomes that your child did the right thing and is happier away from you.

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Stalker moment.

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Here is even better advice: The tighter the leash the further people run when it snaps. Your child will learn to bide their time and play pretend around you but any actual love towards you will erode and you will end up like all of these other miserable abusers on estranged parent forums and transphobe comment sections.

Aug 6

sashaforthewin:

lotus0kid:

pomme-poire-peche:

lotus0kid:

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cleolinda:

cleolinda:

stitchthisfiona:

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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Aug 5

gateway-2000:

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Aug 5

starlightknight:

SLEEP I want to try

Pillow is my favorite guy

REST I need some more

into bed where I go snore

PHEW I go honk and shoo

have a blanky feel the snooze

Tired system overload

Everybody SLEEEEEEPINGGGG

Aug 5
cloversnotes:
“ cloversnotes:
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“This is my first coding assignment for my software engineering class that started today. It’s going to be a really good semester.
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UPDATE: I got my grade back and
“100″
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Since this post has gotten some...

cloversnotes:

cloversnotes:

cloversnotes:

This is my first coding assignment for my software engineering class that started today. It’s going to be a really good semester.

UPDATE: I got my grade back and

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“100″

Since this post has gotten some attention, I feel like it’s worth mentioning that this was just the first half of the assignment.

The second half, which we weren’t made aware of until the day we were meant to turn this one in, was to trade USB drives with the person sitting next to us and MODIFY their “unreadable” code without getting any help from them.

This was to teach us two things:

1) In this field, you’ll spend more time working with code written by other people than you will writing original code from a blank slate. The people who wrote the original code will probably not be around to help you. Learning to read code is IMPORTANT, even if it seems unreadable.

2) There is a strong brotherhood/sisterhood among programmers and software engineers. Respect that bond when you’re writing code and documentation. In my professor’s words: “When you write code, pretend that the person who will have to maintain it after you’re gone is a homicidal maniac who knows where you live.”

This class and professor are incredible.

Aug 4

enchantedbook:

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‘Jubilee Procession in a Cornish Village’ by George Sherwood Hunter

Aug 4

toxicsapolo:

‘you have x many followers’ those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

Aug 4
gilkenansmonsterhouse2006:
“ bonedaddy-o:
“ vedajuno:
“ The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is
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How dare this go around without the image attached
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this is it im dying how could anybody...

gilkenansmonsterhouse2006:

bonedaddy-o:

vedajuno:

The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is

How dare this go around without the image attached

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this is it im dying how could anybody believe this is a real frog

Aug 4

whatbigotspost:

soberscientistlife:

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Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.